We just got in from Parkstein which is a small town on the Czech border that is built on top of an ancient volcano. Volcanoes in Germany you say? Yep. If you have ever been to the Devil's Postpile in California, well imagine one a few hundred feet high with an old church built at the top of it, which was build over an ancient castle.
We totally ended up there by change. When I picked up my rental car today at noon, I just happened to ask the German woman behind the counter where I should go tonight. She asked, "Do you want to eat or do you want to party?" "Well both of course." She recommended some local city and could tell from the look on my face that a modern city was not what I was looking for. "Well, it is further, but you may like Parkstein."
So we loaded up the car and headed to town. From miles away you could see this mountain with a distinctive church placed at the crest. As we drove into the town, it was like we have found many other German towns, abandoned. There was not a soul on the streets. We drove up the cobblestone streets that wound around and up the mountain. Our first stop was a bakerei, but it was 6:00 P.M. and they were closing for the day. A couple of houses down was what appeared to be a restaurant. It was dark inside, but the door was unlocked so I walked in. A woman came rushing into the poorly lit room surprised to see me there. "Are you open?", I asked. "Yes, for bier only". This is getting to be a recurring theme. We all sat down as she pulled us some drafts in giant German glasses and then she vanished into the darkness.
We just settled in like it was our own house. As a matter of fact, I wondered if we were not just sitting in some ladies kitchen having a bier. We saw a deck of cards on the counter, sorted them out and played a couple of games of Euchre. It was challenging because the cards were German marked. The only suit that looked familiar was hearts. It was difficult even to determine the jacks from the queens or kings. No matter, the lady came back, refilled our glasses and smiled at us.
At about that time a band began to jam in the room above us. "Say, hey! Hear the sound of the falling rain Coming down like an Armageddon flame (Hey!) The shame ..." She looked up and said, "My son, he practices for a [concert]". I said, "Green Day". "Yes, Green Day." I thought American Idiot was unique on Broadway when Laura and I want to see it in New York last month. I have to tell you, it German it has a pretty unique sound too. I thought it would make Sami smile. The kid jammed a few more songs then came down to join us in the dining room, but not quite join us, he stood at the bar and just looked at us - for a long time.
After a while we asked the lady where we could get something to eat. She gave us that look of "You know I don't speak English and you damn sure don't understand German. "My son, he speaks English". Well not really. I think maybe he had the class in high school, but I had German in high school and there we sat attempting to understand how to get up the hill and eat at the "vegetable haus". Now I am not real big on vegetables, but hey, sometimes you take what you can get. Back into the car we went as a group of old men joyously rambled into the restaurant.
On up the hill we went. Eventually we found the vegetable house, which happily served lots of sausages loaded with saurcraut and sauce. There were no vegetables on the plate. As we entered we noted the town was setting up for an outdoor play at the base of the church and just outside of the restaurant. To be brief the food was great and I should not that since we were well away from the military and away from tourism, quite reasonibly priced. As we left we walked out into the rain. It has rained for 3-4 days straight here. I was certain that the outdoor play would be rained out. Not a chance. There they were, dressed in their traditional clothing, passionately delivering their lines as the rain streaked the stage lit air.
It has been a good first week. We have experienced much and have completed some good stories. A large group of us are headed to Berlin in the morning. We plan to continue to work hard but to also thoroughly enjoy ourselves. So far I have a bunch of happy soldiers.
Friday, August 6, 2010
Thursday, August 5, 2010
Close Air Support
Our mission over the past couple of days has been to embed with U.S., Belgian, and Danish Air Force forward observers for a close air support mission. Here is the radio spot we produced for AFN and a few photos for the paper...
LEAD:
AIR SUPPORT IS VITAL TO PROTECTING SERVICEMEMBERS AND COMPLETING THE MISSION AND THE JOINT MULTINATIONAL TRAINING COMMAND OFFERS A COURSE TO PREPARE SERVICEMEMBERS TO MOVE FORWARD AND DIRECT COMBAT AIRCRAFT. SPECIALIST MEGAN WESSELS EXPLAINS.
ANNOUNCER:
U-S SERVICEMEMBERS TEAMED UP WITH BELGIAN, DANISH, AND OTHER NATO ALLIES AT GRAFENWOEHR GERMANY, TO BE CHALLENGED PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY IN EXERCISE ALLIED STRIKE TEN. THE EXERCISE FOCUSES ON TRAINING JOINT TERMINAL ATTACK CONTROLLERS, OR J-TACS. J-TACS ARE U-S AND NATO SERVICEMEMBERS WHO EMBED WITH DEPLOYED UNITS TO DIRECT AIR SUPPORT. THE EXERCISE INCLUDED LANE TRAINING AND WORKED TOWARD ITS MAIN OBJECTIVE, LIVE FIRE AIR STRIKES. BELGIAN FIRST SERGEANT MAJOR JORDY VON CARE-COVE-AH APPRECIATES THE UNIQUE TRAINING FACILITIES THE JOINT MULTINATIONAL TRAINING COMMAND OFFERS.
SOUNDBITE 10 SECONDS:
Belgian 1st Sergeant Major… Train as we fight.
EXERCISES LIKE ALLIED STRIKE TEN PROVIDE U-S AND NATO FORCES CLOSE AIR SUPPORT TRAINING THAT ENSURES MISSION SUCCESS. FOR THE 7TH ARMY JOINT MULTINATIONAL TRAINING COMMAND, I’M SPECIALIST MEGAN WESSELS, GRAFENWOEHR GERMANY.
LEAD:
AIR SUPPORT IS VITAL TO PROTECTING SERVICEMEMBERS AND COMPLETING THE MISSION AND THE JOINT MULTINATIONAL TRAINING COMMAND OFFERS A COURSE TO PREPARE SERVICEMEMBERS TO MOVE FORWARD AND DIRECT COMBAT AIRCRAFT. SPECIALIST MEGAN WESSELS EXPLAINS.
ANNOUNCER:
U-S SERVICEMEMBERS TEAMED UP WITH BELGIAN, DANISH, AND OTHER NATO ALLIES AT GRAFENWOEHR GERMANY, TO BE CHALLENGED PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY IN EXERCISE ALLIED STRIKE TEN. THE EXERCISE FOCUSES ON TRAINING JOINT TERMINAL ATTACK CONTROLLERS, OR J-TACS. J-TACS ARE U-S AND NATO SERVICEMEMBERS WHO EMBED WITH DEPLOYED UNITS TO DIRECT AIR SUPPORT. THE EXERCISE INCLUDED LANE TRAINING AND WORKED TOWARD ITS MAIN OBJECTIVE, LIVE FIRE AIR STRIKES. BELGIAN FIRST SERGEANT MAJOR JORDY VON CARE-COVE-AH APPRECIATES THE UNIQUE TRAINING FACILITIES THE JOINT MULTINATIONAL TRAINING COMMAND OFFERS.
SOUNDBITE 10 SECONDS:
Belgian 1st Sergeant Major… Train as we fight.
EXERCISES LIKE ALLIED STRIKE TEN PROVIDE U-S AND NATO FORCES CLOSE AIR SUPPORT TRAINING THAT ENSURES MISSION SUCCESS. FOR THE 7TH ARMY JOINT MULTINATIONAL TRAINING COMMAND, I’M SPECIALIST MEGAN WESSELS, GRAFENWOEHR GERMANY.
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| Belgian Forward Observers call in "fast movers" for an air strike. |
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| A Tornado banks after delivering its payload. |
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| The Effects of a 500lb bomb. |
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
I Would Rather People Think I Am a Whore Than an Idiot
This morning as I got out of the shower three German firemen burst through my door yelling that my life was in danger! They rushed in yelling for me to get out of the building and then left. The fire alarm was going off but I figured, I am in the shower, if the building burns I am about as safe as I can get, and if I get out I may burn up. They did not appreciate my American logic.
Chuck and I got up this morning at 5 am to go for a morning run. It is not like running in Michigan which is flat, this is like running in Kentucky. I really should have worked out a little bit before I came here. So the shower was much needed. But at the insistance of the German firemen I threw on my uniform and went outside.
As I joinded the fire evacuees outside I learned that one of the troops enjoyed the German hospitality just a little too much last night. Chuck and I came in pretty early last night but some of the young soldiers from our building stayed out a little later. This morning as we drove from Graf to Vilseck on twisting roads this troop needed to pull over to the side of the road. In the middle her road side activities she became concerned that the police would pull up to find out what the problem is. So she lifted her head and said, "If the police stop just tell them I am throwing up because I am pregnant; I would rather people think I am a whore than an idiot." I think this one will be staying in for the rest of her time in Europe.
So this is all before 8 am this morning. It was going to be a long day. I spent the rest of the day setting up missions for tomorrow. Inprocessing is over and it is time to get to work. Tomorrow we are covering an airborne heavy drop operation and a combined arms aireal exercise involving the US, Netherlands,
France and several other countries. Our troops will move tactically with Air Force forward observers as they call in air strikes involving straffing missions and dropping 500 pound bombs. It will be a grueling day for them but will be totally awesome at he same time. The great part is, it is supposed to rain off and on all day tomorrow. This is real training. The colonel I was coordinating with was completely excited to find any way possible to get our public affairs troops in the mix. You have to love the power of the camera. Like I said earlier, everyone wants to be on TV.
We finally finished with work tonight after 7 pm so Chuck and I decided to take a walk into town to get something to eat. Everything was closed. These people shut up shop early. On the edge of town we found a run down guesthouse. As we walked in an old woman met us at the door and said, "What do you want?" "Food!" She informed us the business had been closed every since her husband died last year. Now we noticed there were a few British soldiers eating so we asked if we could at least have a bier. She smiled and waved us in. We sat down and she started to tell us stories about her life and the Brits joined in too. She had moved to Graf and opened the restaurant just after the war in 1945 when she married a German soldier. As she talked the Brits got in a "brisk discussion" about American vs. British Imperialism.
Yeah, I know. We are in a restaurant that has been closed for years, on the edge of town, drinking a bier with the wife of a former nazi and three Brits who resent the fact America had displaced them in their position of world power. It had that feeling you sometimes get when watching a movie when you are thinking, "Get the heck out of there!" A lucky break for us was when the guy from Scotland started to argue with the one from London and then the one who was born in Wales joined in each "discussing" UK relations. We sat back and watched. It was at this point we decided it might be a good idea to depart. We shook hands with Ian and his UK brothers, waved good-bye to Helga and headed back up the road.
Escape! Little did I realize how right the German firemen were this morning.
Chuck and I got up this morning at 5 am to go for a morning run. It is not like running in Michigan which is flat, this is like running in Kentucky. I really should have worked out a little bit before I came here. So the shower was much needed. But at the insistance of the German firemen I threw on my uniform and went outside.
As I joinded the fire evacuees outside I learned that one of the troops enjoyed the German hospitality just a little too much last night. Chuck and I came in pretty early last night but some of the young soldiers from our building stayed out a little later. This morning as we drove from Graf to Vilseck on twisting roads this troop needed to pull over to the side of the road. In the middle her road side activities she became concerned that the police would pull up to find out what the problem is. So she lifted her head and said, "If the police stop just tell them I am throwing up because I am pregnant; I would rather people think I am a whore than an idiot." I think this one will be staying in for the rest of her time in Europe.
So this is all before 8 am this morning. It was going to be a long day. I spent the rest of the day setting up missions for tomorrow. Inprocessing is over and it is time to get to work. Tomorrow we are covering an airborne heavy drop operation and a combined arms aireal exercise involving the US, Netherlands,
France and several other countries. Our troops will move tactically with Air Force forward observers as they call in air strikes involving straffing missions and dropping 500 pound bombs. It will be a grueling day for them but will be totally awesome at he same time. The great part is, it is supposed to rain off and on all day tomorrow. This is real training. The colonel I was coordinating with was completely excited to find any way possible to get our public affairs troops in the mix. You have to love the power of the camera. Like I said earlier, everyone wants to be on TV.
We finally finished with work tonight after 7 pm so Chuck and I decided to take a walk into town to get something to eat. Everything was closed. These people shut up shop early. On the edge of town we found a run down guesthouse. As we walked in an old woman met us at the door and said, "What do you want?" "Food!" She informed us the business had been closed every since her husband died last year. Now we noticed there were a few British soldiers eating so we asked if we could at least have a bier. She smiled and waved us in. We sat down and she started to tell us stories about her life and the Brits joined in too. She had moved to Graf and opened the restaurant just after the war in 1945 when she married a German soldier. As she talked the Brits got in a "brisk discussion" about American vs. British Imperialism.
| Our waitress Helga who kissed Elvis in 1960 |
Yeah, I know. We are in a restaurant that has been closed for years, on the edge of town, drinking a bier with the wife of a former nazi and three Brits who resent the fact America had displaced them in their position of world power. It had that feeling you sometimes get when watching a movie when you are thinking, "Get the heck out of there!" A lucky break for us was when the guy from Scotland started to argue with the one from London and then the one who was born in Wales joined in each "discussing" UK relations. We sat back and watched. It was at this point we decided it might be a good idea to depart. We shook hands with Ian and his UK brothers, waved good-bye to Helga and headed back up the road.
Escape! Little did I realize how right the German firemen were this morning.
Monday, August 2, 2010
Rain and Schnitzel
Today we had rain and we had Schnitzel...
We slept in until 0900 this morning to adjust to the drastic time change. It didn't help much, but I am never one to complain about not getting up early. Most of the morning was filled with paper work. The army does love paper work, which now is more so computer work, but somehow still takes just as long. So now our ID cards are scanned into the system so the guy at the gate will let us in and we are in the Grafenwoehr system to use computers. And of course we sat through the obligatory briefing about everything. We had lunch at the DFAC, that's modern Army for dining facility or for old timers - "chow hall". The food was pretty good with the most important part being, the ice cream machine was working. That is happiness for any kid or GI. I think in many ways they are much the same.
Through it all it rained like crazy. This made some of our troops pretty unhappy because not only did they get wet, but they had left their windows open and all of their clothes and even in some cases their beds got wet. Now that is unhappiness. If all of your stuff is wet, you may as well be in the field. One more day of processing and that is where we will spend most of our time.
We met up with the key players at range control - a bunch of crusty old Master Sergeants - who directed us to the major training events that are happening over the next couple of weeks. We are setting it up so that our troops will be working with tanks, MRAPs (Mine Resistant Ambush Protected vehicles), helicopters, and even Air Force Jets that are working with the Army for some "combined operations". Our interest in all of this, they are loud, make lots of dust, and look cool as hell as they come over the horizon. This is the stuff of good training. We get all of this combined with rain, which means they are also throwing lots of mud in the battles.
Our piece in all of this is to capture it on film or video and produce 60 second pieces primarily for AFN (Armed Forces Network) but also for other media sources. I have been on the tanks and other equipment, but it is also pretty interesting setting up multiple shots as the battles go on. They certainly are not going to stop for a pose. We have to get it as it happens. The great thing for our troops is they get to be in the middle of the action as it develops around them. In addition to this we put them in the armored vehicles so they can capture that perspective as well. Being in public affairs has to be one of the most interesting jobs in the military. We are everywhere and everyone welcomes you because they all want to be on TV or in the newspaper. It benefits everyone.
After work tonight we walked off post into the old village of Grafenwoehr, stopped by a bakery for some peach strudel, before walking on down to a restaurant for some schnitzel. It was great and filling, just as we had expected. After dinner we walked the cobblestone streets checking out the churches and stores.
Just as we were about to head back to post we saw a trail that headed up a wooded hill. It was dark and creepy so of course up we went. Glowing in the distance was a cave illuminated by candles. It turns out this was sanctuary constructed in the 1840s. Someone in the village must walk up this hill every night to light the candles and to place fresh flowers at the feet of the statue of Mary. You have to love these old European villages.
So far it is good to be at the famous training center. Sooner or later, everyone in the army ends up here, even Elvis,
Savannah, and now me too.
We slept in until 0900 this morning to adjust to the drastic time change. It didn't help much, but I am never one to complain about not getting up early. Most of the morning was filled with paper work. The army does love paper work, which now is more so computer work, but somehow still takes just as long. So now our ID cards are scanned into the system so the guy at the gate will let us in and we are in the Grafenwoehr system to use computers. And of course we sat through the obligatory briefing about everything. We had lunch at the DFAC, that's modern Army for dining facility or for old timers - "chow hall". The food was pretty good with the most important part being, the ice cream machine was working. That is happiness for any kid or GI. I think in many ways they are much the same.
Through it all it rained like crazy. This made some of our troops pretty unhappy because not only did they get wet, but they had left their windows open and all of their clothes and even in some cases their beds got wet. Now that is unhappiness. If all of your stuff is wet, you may as well be in the field. One more day of processing and that is where we will spend most of our time.
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| Grafenwohr Water Tower in 1911 |
We met up with the key players at range control - a bunch of crusty old Master Sergeants - who directed us to the major training events that are happening over the next couple of weeks. We are setting it up so that our troops will be working with tanks, MRAPs (Mine Resistant Ambush Protected vehicles), helicopters, and even Air Force Jets that are working with the Army for some "combined operations". Our interest in all of this, they are loud, make lots of dust, and look cool as hell as they come over the horizon. This is the stuff of good training. We get all of this combined with rain, which means they are also throwing lots of mud in the battles.
Our piece in all of this is to capture it on film or video and produce 60 second pieces primarily for AFN (Armed Forces Network) but also for other media sources. I have been on the tanks and other equipment, but it is also pretty interesting setting up multiple shots as the battles go on. They certainly are not going to stop for a pose. We have to get it as it happens. The great thing for our troops is they get to be in the middle of the action as it develops around them. In addition to this we put them in the armored vehicles so they can capture that perspective as well. Being in public affairs has to be one of the most interesting jobs in the military. We are everywhere and everyone welcomes you because they all want to be on TV or in the newspaper. It benefits everyone.
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| German Soldiers at Grafenwohr in 1919 |
After work tonight we walked off post into the old village of Grafenwoehr, stopped by a bakery for some peach strudel, before walking on down to a restaurant for some schnitzel. It was great and filling, just as we had expected. After dinner we walked the cobblestone streets checking out the churches and stores.
Just as we were about to head back to post we saw a trail that headed up a wooded hill. It was dark and creepy so of course up we went. Glowing in the distance was a cave illuminated by candles. It turns out this was sanctuary constructed in the 1840s. Someone in the village must walk up this hill every night to light the candles and to place fresh flowers at the feet of the statue of Mary. You have to love these old European villages.
So far it is good to be at the famous training center. Sooner or later, everyone in the army ends up here, even Elvis,
Savannah, and now me too.
Sunday, August 1, 2010
First Day at Grafenwohr
Yesterday afternoon we flew into Frankfurt and then caught a hop over to Nuremberg. We were picked up in a small bus and driven down country roads that looked a lot like northern Michigan. The Sergeant Major for Grafenworh was our "tour guide" showing us the best villages to visit and where the best local restaurants were. The trouble began when we tried to actually get on post.
The military installations are guarded by German contractors who are absolutely by the book. Now even though each of us had a valid US military ID, none of them were in the Graf computer system, so we were not getting on this post. After 30 minutes of "negotiation" we were allowed to pass, but I still get the feeling he was not happy about the situation. We will all be put into the system today, so the troops will all be able to enjoy the local communities. Who wants to come to Germany and be stuck on post?
| This is our housing at Graf |
Our training begins tomorrow so we had the evening to get into our rooms, go to the Commissary to pick up food and supplies, and then to get a quick nap.
We were invited to the 53rd Annual Grafenwohr German-American Volksfest. It is a three-day event and we were just in time for the last night. It is held out on one of the training areas here on post. They have contracted buses to transport everyone there so no one needs to drive. Great plan.
This volksfest smacked of a mid-western county fair. They had carnies, rides, food vendors, and lots of beer tents. There was a beer tent dedicated to country western with a live band, one to hip hop, and a traditional one with a big brass "umpa-umpa" band. This was the only one that was serving beer in big one litre mugs served out of wooden kegs, so in we went. We got a table near the band, ordered a round, and joined in the beer hall singing.
| Eine Bier Bitte |
A highlight of the evening was when the Bundeswehr (German Army) rolled up in a tank to join in the festivities. I learned from these guys to order two beers at once. They showed how you can easily throw your weapon across your shoulder to accomplish this. These guys looked fierce, unshaven, and dirty, but promptly joined in the singing of "Eine Grosse" which I take it is the unofficial national song.
This morning we begin our training. The first couple of days will be classroom before we start joining units training in the field.
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